Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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