Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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