Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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