Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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