Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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