Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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