I forgot how hot balto sounded
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
