A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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