we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
