Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
pop tarts are not kleenex
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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