What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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