omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it's like iHOP with fire
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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