I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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