found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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