google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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