i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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