WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
nutella sex= disaster
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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