He kissed a someone with a penis
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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