She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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