doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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