I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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