I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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