i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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