found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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