Umm I'm too high to move.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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