dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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