Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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