Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck appropriateness.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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