I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
there is glitter all over my balls
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
