i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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