do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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