Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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