Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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