Buhtt sex?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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