Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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