Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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