Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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