she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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