The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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