But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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