i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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