We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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