that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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