So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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