How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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