this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
