Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He felt like a one man threesome
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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