i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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