I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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