So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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