The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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